HEY YOU READ THESES JOKES!!!!!Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
okay whats with the comment but thanx anywayz i think idk?
Baby joker 394 pts
10/14/2009 09:41 PM
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~LOVING MYSELF~ 1109 pts
08/30/2009 02:52 PM
thanks for da add!!!!!!!!:)
*~Demonica~* 6804 pts
08/28/2009 09:49 PM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.
First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing! Second, if I don't get this back I understand...
I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that
*~Demonica~* 6804 pts
06/24/2009 10:13 PM
<---This person would never hurt you <---This person is a true friend <---This person has your back <---this person is alwayz there for u
I want you to know that you are amazing, and I appreciate your friendship greatly. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved
*Tiny<3* 1908 pts
06/11/2009 10:42 PM
Wuz up...juz stpped by 2 sho u nd yo pg sum luv...
~*~Vivie~*~ 2611 pts
06/10/2009 02:20 AM
My bad I've been busy n didnt have time 2 reply 2 ur msg!!lol