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Thomas
Male, 67 Years Old  
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  Last Login: 06/13/2013
There’s nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.

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From Ypsilanti, MI
Build/Figure Average
Ethnicity Caucasian/White
Marital Status Married
Religion Baptist
Sign Cancer
Occupation Legal
Education Bachelors degree
 
 
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Winona
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06/25/2009 09:24 PM

thanks

Thomas
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01/16/2009 10:06 AM

You have to listen to this phone call!!

http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

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01/06/2009 02:29 PM


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01/06/2009 02:28 PM

ONE OF THE 3 STUDGES DIED TODAY NOT SURE WHICH ONE SAD. THEY MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL

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01/01/2009 10:14 PM

WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX

WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX



Thomas
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12/31/2008 09:24 AM

Happy New Year!!

Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...


And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...



1. Finally find that damned G-spot.




Thomas
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12/25/2008 10:41 AM



dimples
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12/24/2008 05:51 PM

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Thomas
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12/23/2008 10:39 AM

The honeymoon is over...

http://www.winthelotto.net/3rd_Race_at_The_Honeymoon_Is_Over_Downs.avi

dimples
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12/22/2008 02:43 PM

helloi have always been faithful in my relationship and I am young and intelligent lady to the core.
I am loving, caring, very nice, honest, trustworthy, Adventurous/Wild, Sensitive, Humorous, Intellectually sound, aSocial Butterfly, Open-Minded, Sophisticated, Easygoing, Prayerful,
Practical, Spontaneous, Romantic, Friendly,
Responsible and some of my friends do say that I am a down to earth person.I am understanding and to say it all a lady with a good sense of humour. I see myself

Thomas
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12/21/2008 10:51 AM



A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willythat will work as well as your old one did -better in fact! But the thingis, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'

The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with yourwife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before,and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.


'And has she helped you in making the decision?'





'Yes, she has,' says the man.





'And what is it?' asks the doctor.








'We're getting new countertops.'







Thomas
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12/21/2008 10:16 AM






Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies




1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila



Sample the Cuervo to check quality.. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.



Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.



Thomas
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12/15/2008 03:39 PM

http://www.winthelotto.net/New_Christmas_Song.wma

Thomas
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12/13/2008 11:30 AM

Religious humor...

http://www.entertainmentevents.com/video/late_nite_catechism_2/2/broll.asx




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